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American Father The 2012 race for that presidency got zanier as Roger Cruz, resident alien on Fox's American Father, has tossed his interstellar hat in to the ring. He offers his sights around the pressing issues he'll face within the campaign! TV Guide Magazine: What's your arrange for stimulating the economy?Cruz: My stimulation plan normally involves alligator clamps, a vehicle battery, a bucket of Wesson oil, two free-range chickens, a Swedish tourist and also the third season of Mr. Belvedere. TV Guide Magazine: Boxers or briefs?Cruz: Boxers. No, briefs! Really, each one as lengthy as they are edible. TV Guide Magazine: Who's the very first performer you'd invite towards the Whitened House?Cruz: Justin Timberlake. He's virtually the main reason I am running. During the last many years, I have been getting a dickens of the time getting ahold of him. But he can't keep disregarding me if I am leader, right? TV Guide Magazine: You are a connoisseur of great hairpieces. Which candidate's hair you admire most?Cruz: It isn't an amount playing area. Ron Santorum's the only real candidate who's clearly not putting on a hairpiece. Some will dsicover Santorum's follicular honesty admirable, but my real question is: How can you election for any guy who's so clearly antitechnology? Sign up for TV Guide Magazine now!